I think this is one of the best forwards I got the whole year !

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005

Because of your kindness:

[] I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

[] I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

[] I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

[] I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

[] I also stopped answering the phon! e for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

[] I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

[] When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

[] I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)

[] I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their sp! ecial e-mail program would arrive soon.

[] My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

[] Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.

[] Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc… now most of those wishes’ are already married (to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm!!!

So, it’s finally coming to an end ! Good yaar ! 2006 i will see ya @ Chennai. I _have_ to spend some time studying next year and gaining some ground in increasing my vocab and increasing the speed of my math calculations.