Ramblings of an Eccentric Soul…

I had read this somewhere, and remembered it as I was going through a training!!
A corporate is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys above think there are only monkeys below them. And the monkeys below think there are only assholes above them!!
Hehehe! I found this one absolutely hilarious!!

Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?
If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in at one time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect would Cause an earth tremor. [...]

ROFL!! Nokia has released eML1, the phone targeting a highly specialised market - the supermodels!! They have decreased the form factor, instead of making it thin! Anyhoo, it reminds me a lot about Zoolander!! Remember Ben Stiller opening his microscopic flip and talking “Hellloooo” ;-)!! It cracks me up man!!

Anyhoo, here’s the complete post from [...]

Today, many nations in the world are secular countries.
Secularism is a form of governance that is not affiliated with any particular religion.
[source: Secularism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia]

Essentially it means that religion should not interfere with any of the government affairs. Yet, I question, are countries really secular in the true sense of the word [...]

James Dyson’s Fountains… Interesting read!!

WTF?? Stumped? Yeah, that was my first reaction too when I first read Congress is Giving Away the Internet, and You Won't Like Who Gets It.
Don’t look now, but the House Commerce Committee next Wednesday is likely to vote to turn control of the Internet over to AT&T, Verizon, Comcast, Time Warner and what’s left [...]

There was an earlier post of mine, in which, Deepu had mentioned that the education system was failing miserably today! Here is another example, I read today that would work in his favor!
Girl, 5, Forced To Apologize For Hugging Classmate
Now, prima facie, I would be the first to admit that this is way beyond [...]

Heehee!! LMAO!! I found Hallmark missed these out… at To Each It’s Own!
I found them hilarious enought to cradle some thoughts of my own!!
Happy B’day to you
Is what I wanted to wish you!
But, couldn’t and it wasn’t my fault,
For they said, it was illegal to feed the animals in the zoo!!
With every passing day
I [...]

Story #1
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun.
Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm… But it's a very complicated mechanism, [...]

In this modern world, money is the be all and end all of everything. Is money really a panacea or the harbinger of all troubles? We call ourselves more cultured today. We call ourselves to be the highest form of evolution in the world. Yet, we have boundaries and classes of people based on money. [...]

He tried hard to keep his hands away from the phone! Yet, his actions were mute and his hands took on a life of its own. The numbers were dialed. He waited with bated breath. He relied on the fact that all first calls would anyway yield a Network Busy on the phone…. He was [...]

Wow.. in one word sums up this song by Kailash Kher. Although initially my super conservative mind refused to accept the song, when M mentioned that he was a superb singer. Slowly as I sat and listened to the song and looked at the video, the shackles started loosening and then broke loose as the [...]

This is what I got by mail today! I found it really interesting. Of course, there are times, when “He” is replaced with “She” as well. Btw got the mail from Potti, after a long time. And yet again, a gem from his side..
She/He…And a love story 

Friend: Happy birthday!
She: Haan…tha……nk yo….u…was just getting up from [...]

I had a doubt suddenly… Did Microsoft make the name “Windows” more popular by using it as the name of their product? Such a common household name, it has reached such a state, where in if my mom asks me open a window, my hand automatically goes to “Windows key + E”. No matter, who, [...]

I was talking over with one of my friends the other day, getting bored in the bus. I realised how much at a loss I was to what was happening outside the miniscule circle of my life. I have been so preoccupied with my own world of electronic gadgets, software and money that I have [...]