I think this is one of the best forwards I got the whole year :-)!
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005
Because of your kindness:
[] I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.
[] I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
[] I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
[] I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
[] I also stopped answering the phon! e for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
[] I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
[] When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
[] I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)
[] I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their sp! ecial e-mail program would arrive soon.
[] My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
[] Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.
[] Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc… now most of those wishes’ are already married (to someone else)
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm!!!
So, it’s finally coming to an end :-)! Good yaar :-)! 2006 i will see ya @ Chennai. I _have_ to spend some time studying next year 😉 and gaining some ground in increasing my vocab and increasing the speed of my math calculations.
I have all the bad luck in the world…..i delete all of them mails!:-S
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Good sketch that one……..but i liked the one without the tears, the tears didnt gel with the pic…..
anyhow, have a good year ahead,
TC n Enjoy,
Divs
WISH YOU A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR:)
Thanks man! Wish you the same!! :-)!
u bet it was!! after all who sent it to ya !!! ( who da man!!!!! )