I am infected….

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life COMPLETELY!!

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

19 thoughts on “I am infected….

  1. lol. “You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.”

    this is the kind of post that makes me feel glad i am still in college.

  2. Damn! F**k!! I’m starting to get pissed with work too…I hate being somebody’s bitch!! Aaaargh! Why on earth is it necessary to work to validate my existense!!~???? F**k!!!

  3. @Guru

    Maybe this virus spreads during this season. recently me also been on overload.

    You’ll always be somebodies bitch.. whether ur working or not

  4. Amazing man!!! This is a virus which is infected the educated youth of India today, we need to come with a consequence management plan before this destroys our country which had a very happy and peaceful youth.

  5. LOL !

    “If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.”

    I like this one.


  6. Anytime Bul, Anytime ;-)! Actually, I know what you mean ;-)! I mean before joining my company, I was thrilled of working ;-)! However, it’s almost like a necessary evil. You can’t live with it, you can’t live without it situation ;-)!

  7. why not try this? just let it get affect you and go for the 5 days rest advised by the DOc and have the poridge and chutta pappads. You will come out resistant to this and Next time it is near you , your body will be immune,anyway.

  8. hahaha…. been so long since I read smthin … n good to hav a good read!! But i like to let it be jus a read!! Man.. Im joining work in like a few months! n y wud i believe a word u say???!!! Coz ur working already! Right!! Good reason!! but i still disagreee….. 😉

  9. I heard somewhere that hypnotising a person doesnot actually work like v see on movies… I mean.. u cannot make a person do somehing which he strongly restricts himself to do! Something like the power of ur mind is sooo strong dat no one can control it1 But if u hav a lil part of u dat wants to do it, then u might giv way for the hypnotic voices!! 😉 Ohhh forgot my point!!! basically, its not that i cant get bored with work… but I jus refuse to get bored! 😀

  10. We are not talking about boredom here A! It’s almost a feeling of worthlessness – not always but sometimes…. ;-)!

    And why the info on hypnotism.. Naah, I am too lazy to say anything about it right now.. probably from office tomorrow

  11. hmm abt hypnotism.. never mind to respond even frm office 😉 Jus blabberig nonsense!!

    And abt feeling worthless!! Wen did u start working to feel worth?? Work is for food … money… To feel worth, u do other things 🙂 Well I see it more like… work.. earn some bucks.. n use it to do something worth doing.. like feed the poor… help somebody… n ofcourse eat drink n b merry also 😉

  12. Well, it’s slightly different. I enjoy my work most of the times, to the point of it being more than just work – ala bread earner. Comon, you really cannot treat work as just work.

    It occupies 1/3rd of your day [at the very least]. Another 1/3rd is consumed by sleep. So if you consider just your time of consciousness, it’s 50% of your time. Now, I really would love to spend that time enjoying and without feeling worthless…

    Else, it’s an utter waste of time according to me… You cannot consider your “job” / “work” as just a bread earner. However, it’s when you do that you lose interest and don’t give your 100% to it =D! Of course, you also don’t have the time =P!

    Ok, I am far too sleepy…. *yawn*!!

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