# Kill 'em Roaches!

- Author: @gurupanguji
- Date: 2006-03-10
- URL: https://gurupanguji.com/blog/2006/03/10/kill-em-roaches/
- Categories: poem

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> Tiny antennae coming outta his skull
> He passes here and there, without a mull
> Never for a moment is he dull
> He can be found anywhere, even in a hull
>
> Kill 'em all i say
> To decimate this scum of the earth, everyday I pray
> Survives even a nuclear blast
> The only thing surviving the atom bomb, the last
>
> Takes a bite of everything
> Your food, your tooth brush, your shoe, anything
> And after a bite, leaves a hole
> Makes me wanna squish him with a pole!
>
> His brown wings are so ugly
> Thank God he wasn't featured with Mougli
> He made me stop eating dates
> For every palm seed looks like one of these mates!
>
> Crazy roach
> Was featured in a movie that was gross
> Kill 'em all I say, quoting "Hetfield"
> Take 'em down the drain and drown 'em, I'll lead!
>
> The only way to kill him is to use "Hit"(c)
> But beware, he'll melt out every bit
> You could also try "laxman rekha"
> To remove 'em all outta your Sony Wega
>
> But, alas no one cares
> For they are busy watching ugly hares
> So, I will be busy killing these guys in pairs
> And pass 'em over to the Fear Factor dares!

<p>D wanted me to write 2 poems, one on roaches and one on squirrels! I hate roaches!! This is getting me to think! I HATE, DETEST, ABHOR snakes - the most vile scum on the good earth! I think I will try and write one on them! But, that will take some time as it will be the hate poem that I have been longing to write for quite some time! I am gonna jot down all the points that make me detest them so much!
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