# Virginity is a like a balloon...

- Author: @gurupanguji
- Date: 2006-06-15
- URL: https://gurupanguji.com/blog/2006/06/15/virginity-is-a-like-a-balloon/
- Categories: essay

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I received an awesome message from Milo today!
<blockquote>Virginity is a like a balloon. One prick and its gone forever. Sex is like a pack of chips. Once you start, you can&#39;t stop. Life is like a dick. When it&#39;s hard, it fucks!</blockquote>
Amazed at the creativity of the super cool person who has come up with this! Every word has a punned [if there&#39;s a word like that] meaning!
