# I am infected....

- Author: @gurupanguji
- Date: 2007-03-10
- URL: https://gurupanguji.com/blog/2007/03/10/i-am-infected/
- Categories: essay

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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).<br />
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If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life COMPLETELY!!<br />
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If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. <br />
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You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. <br />