Tiny antennae coming outta his skull He passes here and there, without a mull Never for a moment is he dull He can be found anywhere, even in a hull
Kill ‘em all i say To decimate this scum of the earth, everyday I pray Survives even a nuclear blast The only thing surviving the atom bomb, the last
Takes a bite of everything Your food, your tooth brush, your shoe, anything And after a bite, leaves a hole Makes me wanna squish him with a pole!
His brown wings are so ugly Thank God he wasn’t featured with Mougli He made me stop eating dates For every palm seed looks like one of these mates!
Crazy roach Was featured in a movie that was gross Kill ‘em all I say, quoting “Hetfield” Take ‘em down the drain and drown ‘em, I’ll lead!
The only way to kill him is to use “Hit”(c) But beware, he’ll melt out every bit You could also try “laxman rekha” To remove ‘em all outta your Sony Wega
But, alas no one cares For they are busy watching ugly hares So, I will be busy killing these guys in pairs And pass ‘em over to the Fear Factor dares!
D wanted me to write 2 poems, one on roaches and one on squirrels! I hate roaches!! This is getting me to think! I HATE, DETEST, ABHOR snakes - the most vile scum on the good earth! I think I will try and write one on them! But, that will take some time as it will be the hate poem that I have been longing to write for quite some time! I am gonna jot down all the points that make me detest them so much!